And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop
... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop
... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Brainless Tales
Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.
Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop
I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop
He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop
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