Just a Suggestion...

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butt,Hall of Fame,ice cream,ice cream cone,literalism,popsicle,saying,stick,stick up your butt,suggestion
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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

A Little Too Furry for My Tastes...

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dogs,haagen dazs,ice cream,literalism,similar sounding
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And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop

He Took Both Pills

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the matrix,keanu reeves,ice cream,prefix,neo,neopolitan
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He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

And I Yawn. Big Deal.

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homophones,i scream,ice cream,literalism,screaming
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... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop

I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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brands,conversation,facebook,girlfriend,ice cream,status,variations on a theme
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

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