How Could I Ever Forget? It Was Delicious!

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a la mode,alamo,ice cream,literalism,remember the alamo,similar sounding
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Regarding the annexing of Texas, we all know the government was just in it for the ice C.R.E.A.M. - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the flavors...

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ben-jerrys,brand,flavor,homophone,ice cream,imagine,john lennon,peace,whirled,world
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Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.

Orange Ice Cream? I'm Skeptical...

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cone,double meaning,I,ice cream,ice cream cone,literalism,scream
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... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales

I Suppose it's a Slight Upgrade From Lefty...

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brands,conversation,facebook,girlfriend,ice cream,status,variations on a theme
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I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

Just a Suggestion...

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butt,Hall of Fame,ice cream,ice cream cone,literalism,popsicle,saying,stick,stick up your butt,suggestion
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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

He Took Both Pills

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the matrix,keanu reeves,ice cream,prefix,neo,neopolitan
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He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

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