Regarding the annexing of Texas, we all know the government was just in it for the ice C.R.E.A.M. - Matty Malaprop
Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.
... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Brainless Tales
I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop
Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop
He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop
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