... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Brainless Tales
Regarding the annexing of Texas, we all know the government was just in it for the ice C.R.E.A.M. - Matty Malaprop
And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop
I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop
... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop
Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.
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