He knows kung fu. And also how to make delicious ice cream. But mostly kung fu. - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, she's got a bit of a frigid temperament, but what were you really expecting from a Neopolitan girl? - Matty Malaprop

Regarding the annexing of Texas, we all know the government was just in it for the ice C.R.E.A.M. - Matty Malaprop

... that's why there's always a few seconds of silence every time iPhone you. - Matty Malaprop

Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

And in terms of flavor, its bark is most definitely worse than its bite. - Matty Malaprop

... but I'll take one anyway. Sometimes you just have to sorbet your appetite. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Brainless Tales