Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line

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Well, That's One Kind of <em>Head</em>line
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Where would journalism be without puns? Certainly not visiting phallological museums, that's for sure. - Matty Malaprop

The Product is Practically Invisible!

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The Product is Practically Invisible!
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Maybe it's just me, but looking at you now, I really think you should have gone with the flesh-tone line... - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!

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SMP CLASSIC: Haha! Taxidermy!
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The man then proceeded to wolf down his meal while his animal friends stood by, bearly able to watch such a gruesome spectacle. - Matty Malaprop