Menopawz

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cat,flashes,hot,hot flashes,lolcats
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That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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cool,double meaning,explanation,groan-inducing,hot,opposites,sun,sunglasses
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I'm More Partial to (a)Cute Angles

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130,angle,degrees,double meaning,hot,obtuse,temperature
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I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop

How to Get a Hot Date

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date,double meaning,hot,How To,instructions,literalism,misleading
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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

And it Looks HOT While Doing it!

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bacon,bacon strips,food,hot,literalism,pole,sizzling,strip,stripping,strips
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Heaters Gonna Heat

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hate,haters,haters gonna hate,Heat,heater,hot,lyrics,slant rhyme
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This Joke Has Been Incubating for a While I Bet...

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hot,chick,literalism,double meaning
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You guys might want to cut back on the staring... girls like her don't usually enjoy fanatical sidelining chickens. - Matty Malaprop