Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

Favorite
Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD
- -

I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

In the Hot Seat

Favorite
In the Hot Seat
- -

In Flint, Mich., every criminal eventually succumbs to interrogation and leaves the police station as nothing more than tinder to feed the fire of corruption. - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

Favorite
Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
- -

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

How to Get a Hot Date

Favorite
How to Get a Hot Date
- -

Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop