That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop
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I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop
Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop
You guys might want to cut back on the staring... girls like her don't usually enjoy fanatical sidelining chickens. - Matty Malaprop
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