How to Get a Hot Date

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How to Get a Hot Date
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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

I've Got a Hot Date Tonight

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I've Got a Hot Date Tonight
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And every night of the week if I want, as long as I swing by my local co-op first! #CREYINGANDREGLOBBING5EVA - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!

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No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

Menopawz

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Menopawz
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That sounds like something my mom would say... or maybe I shouldn't quip about that, lest she should come to scold me in a feverish fit. - Matty Malaprop

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