Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

How to Get a Hot Date

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How to Get a Hot Date
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Wait, it's that easy? THEN HOW HAVE I BEEN SINGLE FOR SO LONG????? - Matty Malaprop

No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!

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No, Seriously, the Ground IS Lava!
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Hot Scotch, on the other hand, could be a very delightful drink when served in the right social context, I think. - Matty Malaprop

Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD

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Man, Pepper is Just SO COLD
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I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop

Sorry, I'm More Partial to (a)Cute Angles

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Sorry, I'm More Partial to (a)Cute Angles
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I mean, I'm not trying to be too terribly judgmental here, but those hot angles are always just so obtuse. - Matty Malaprop