I always think I'm doing okay, but then ol' Margie just keeps giving out on me right in the middle of D-Day! - Matty Malaprop
The hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of... Homer? - Matty Malaprop
Methinks someone's disingenuousness might also be their Achille's heel... - Matty Malaprop
Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, come on. RAINICORNS. Also have you ever tried reading The Iliad and The Odyssey back-to-back? Infinite Jest was less trying than that! - Matty Malaprop
You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop
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