Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop
Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop
Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop
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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop
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