One Grain Direction Under Good

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One Grain Direction Under Good
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Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop

Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World
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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

Holy Crap!

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Holy Crap!
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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop