holy

cafe,coffee,double meaning,grounds,holy,holy grounds,literalism,name,sign
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

By putmans
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

angel,archangel,crap,exclamation,halo,holy,literalism,wings
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

expletive,holy,literalism,sheet,similar sounding
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top