Because a man's sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, did I say health nut? I meant nut. In general. As in totally batsh*t insane and awful. Sorry for the confusion. - Matty Malaprop

... which is Hitler's birthday, of course. What, did you think I was going to make some lame stoner joke here or something? - Matty Malaprop

He was also listening to Wagner when he was still underground. - Matty Malaprop

Don't delphin to this one too deeply. Sometimes it's okay for the pun to be so easy to sea. - Matty Malaprop

Never in my life did I imagine I'd find myself rooting FOR Vin Diesel, but... - Matty Malaprop