Especially if it guest-starred Rihanna, amirite? - Matty Malaprop
If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop
Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop
Get loopy at Señor Gif!
Shoutouts to Derek Lawler for his punny drum quip, which is far more intelligible and giggle-inducing than my bass-less title. - Matty Malaprop
Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop
You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop
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