Well, He Did Ask...

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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

Comma Chameleon

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What You Know 'Bout Me?

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Bohemian Rhapsoda

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Man Gets Hit By Train

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

Get loopy at Señor Gif!

No One Can Asphalt Him for Leaving Early

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Run, 'Finnegan's Wake,' Run!

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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop