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again double meaning Fencing foil foiled hit literalism - 5481213696
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If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop

face misinterpretation literalism hit perfectly sun morbid description - 7113852416
Via Reddit
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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

concussion drum drummer drumming Hall of Fame hit injury percussion similar sounding snare - 6456291072
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Shoutouts to Derek Lawler for his punny drum quip, which is far more intelligible and giggle-inducing than my bass-less title. - Matty Malaprop

books double meaning hit hit the books idiom literalism lolwut Twist Ending - 6360482304
By xyzpdq1
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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop