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face,misinterpretation,literalism,hit,perfectly,sun,morbid,description
Via: Reddit
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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

concussion,drum,drummer,drumming,Hall of Fame,hit,injury,percussion,similar sounding,snare
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Shoutouts to Derek Lawler for his punny drum quip, which is far more intelligible and giggle-inducing than my bass-less title. - Matty Malaprop

books,double meaning,hit,hit the books,idiom,literalism,lolwut,Twist Ending
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You may be a nigh-unreadable tome of mutilated language, but you deserve fairer treatment than this! - Matty Malaprop

again,double meaning,Fencing,foil,foiled,hit,literalism
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If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop

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