Man Gets Hit By Train

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Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop

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Well, He Did Ask...

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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

Just Be Ready With a Riposte and You'll Be Fine

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If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop

Books Let the Imagination Run Free... And Sometimes That's a Weird Thing.

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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

I Feel Like This Pun Really Cymbalizes the Nature of Suffering for Art

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Shoutouts to Derek Lawler for his punny drum quip, which is far more intelligible and giggle-inducing than my bass-less title. - Matty Malaprop

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