What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop
Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop
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It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop
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