What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

Every veteran hipster knows you don't drink your coffee until you've chain-smoked four cigarettes, duh! - Matty Malaprop

It's also very probable that he was on a boat well before the Lonely Island ever were. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

Because a man's sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. - Matty Malaprop

He was also listening to Wagner when he was still underground. - Matty Malaprop