What brand of chip is this? Oh, well it's pretty obscure. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop
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He was also listening to Wagner when he was still underground. - Matty Malaprop
Because a man's sociopathic dogma is only as strong as his plugs are wide. - Matty Malaprop
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