high

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

disney,double meaning,high,literalism,mulan,name,ping,suffix,too
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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,fap,high,hijacking,jacking,literalism,philosoraptor,plane
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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

double meaning,high,high horse,horse,literalism
Via: Endless Origami
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

durrrgs,high,double meaning,rescue
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

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