It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

Hi-Def

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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says in the LoL

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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Bit Late Coming in, Don't You Think?

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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

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