Hi-Def

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Hi-Def
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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says in the LoL

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Does What it Says in the LoL
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

F*@%ing Stoners.

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F*@%ing Stoners.
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly

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SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

High on Life

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High on Life
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Load it, twist it, life it up. - Matty Malaprop

And They Keep on Rising

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And They Keep on Rising
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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop