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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

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