Drugs. Not Even Once.

Favorite
Drugs. Not Even Once.
- -

You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

Favorite
They're Both Clearly Over the Moon
- -

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name

Favorite
Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name
- -

But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

F*@%ing Stoners.

Favorite
F*@%ing Stoners.
- -

No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

Favorite
It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party
- -

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop