They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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brand,detergent,double meaning,high,high tide,laundry detergent,literalism,shoop,tide,tides
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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double meaning,fap,high,hijacking,jacking,literalism,philosoraptor,plane
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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly

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durrrgs,high,double meaning,rescue
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says in the LoL

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five,hi,high,high five,literalism,recursion
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

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disney,double meaning,high,literalism,mulan,name,ping,suffix,too
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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

Pretty Soon That Horse Won't Even Remember His Name

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double meaning,high,high horse,horse,literalism
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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop