Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop
It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop
How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop
I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop
Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop
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