And They Keep on Rising

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alcohol,double meaning,high,ladder,literalism,spirits,vodka
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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says in the LoL

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five,hi,high,high five,literalism,recursion
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

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disney,double meaning,high,literalism,mulan,name,ping,suffix,too
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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

Hi-Def

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definition,double meaning,hi,high,high definition,high-def,homophone,literalism,wikipedia
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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

F*@%ing Stoners.

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double meaning,drugs are bad,Hall of Fame,high,literalism,stoner,too much,weed
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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brand,detergent,double meaning,high,high tide,laundry detergent,literalism,shoop,tide,tides
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly

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durrrgs,high,double meaning,rescue
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop