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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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