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durrrgs high double meaning rescue - 7059264000
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

alcohol double meaning high ladder literalism spirits vodka - 4763120640
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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

double meaning drugs high highlighter lighter literalism prefix - 6635769600
Via: Reddit
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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

colloquialisms double meaning high literalism low prefix similar sounding tide yule yuletide - 5649815296
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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning drugs are bad Hall of Fame high literalism stoner too much weed - 5684569344
Via: Domics
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop