They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

It's Really Messing Up Our MuLAN Party

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

Hi-Def

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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

And 'Arr' Isn't a Common Tone in Most Scales

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Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop

High on Life

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I Don't Know What Else You'd Call it

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

Does What it Says in the LoL

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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop