F*@%ing Stoners.

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double meaning,drugs are bad,Hall of Fame,high,literalism,stoner,too much,weed
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: This Could POT-entially End Very Poorly

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durrrgs,high,double meaning,rescue
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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Drugs. Not Even Once.

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop