Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

Load it, twist it, life it up. - Matty Malaprop

It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop

You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop