high

No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Philosodinosaurical?

It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop

Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

It's the all-new Loafmobile by Ryeundai! - Matty Malaprop