Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop
But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop
Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop
Maybe they'd have better luck singing Ives or Schoenberg? - Matty Malaprop