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High as a kite... In the air whatchu talking about Willis? Whether you're at great altitude, in body or mind, you'll find plenty of high reaching memes and puns to keep you busy up there in the clouds.

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop