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Seriously though, who uses Wikipedia to get definitions of words? Have we really forgotten about dear old Dr. Dictionary? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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It's a five saying hi with its hand in the air preparing for a high five... Fiveception? - Matty Malaprop

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How are we ever going to beat the Huns if our connections keep timing out!? - Matty Malaprop

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Also, why does that yuletide image look so decidedly evil? Christmas already gives me panic attacks, even with the all the fluff and fanfare and feel-good sentiments... - Matty Malaprop

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Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop

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But I'm sure smoking weed in the desert is a nice break from the rain. - Matty Malaprop

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Via Domics
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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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You're probably also breaking some weird international law if you're doing it on a transcontinental flight, but that's another matter entirely, I suppose... - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

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Weed better get this guy some help; clearly his friend isn't cut out for the job! - Matty Malaprop