Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Don't Have a Cow, Now
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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?

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Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?
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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop