Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Scorpion: Relationship Kounselor

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There's no crying in therapy.

Don't Have a Cow, Now

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Let us rumen-ate on where she might have come from, shall we? - Matty Malaprop

This Woman Has Herpes

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