He Hogs the Bathroom Every Morning to Do This

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"Quill you get a date tonight? HELL YEAH YOU QUILL!" - Matty Malaprop

Just Your Garden-Variety Hedgehog

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I'd like to believe this animal is well on his way to international success, but with hedgehogs like Sonic running around, I'm a little worried that he just won't make the cut. - Matty Malaprop

Sonic Resents That Remark

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Don't let the haters bring you down, hedge-bro. Just walk on by and tell 'em they gotta go fast if they want to jack your swag, or something. #WHATAMIEVENSAYING - Matty Malaprop

Those Darn Hogs

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