Touché(?), Boston Globe

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Touché(?), Boston Globe
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They were just too worried about passengers blacking out in fear, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

The Hidden Cons of Prophylactics

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The Hidden Cons of Prophylactics
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Something tells me this truck's payload was released a bit prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, New York Times

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ICWUDT, New York Times
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I don't think U.S. whiskey makers are gonna be able to handle what happens if they start a war with their scottish rivals... - Matty Malaprop

Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur

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Touché, Newspaper I Can't Parse Through the Blur
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Just because he's physically small, that doesn't give you any right to make him feel small! - Matty Malaprop