Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop
Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop
Plus I'm bound by my contract as an employee to remain at my desk unless specifically told otherwise, so I'm afraid I'm of no use to you at this moment. - Matty Malaprop
... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop
How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-
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