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Mike Tyson ain't the only fighter who's liable to bite off your ears... - Matty Malaprop

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Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop

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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

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... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop

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Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

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