How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-
Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop
Plus I'm bound by my contract as an employee to remain at my desk unless specifically told otherwise, so I'm afraid I'm of no use to you at this moment. - Matty Malaprop
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