Gotta say, that's a mighty fine lacquer job you did there, bear! - Matty Malaprop
... but not a variety I'd like to wash up with any time soon, thankyouverymuch. #SOCREEPY #THEYLOOKLIKEDOLLHANDS - Matty Malaprop
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-
Otherwise you run the risk of contaminating your meal with that disgusting eggzema you just can't seem to get rid of. - Matty Malaprop
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