Musicians, Amirite?

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Musicians, Amirite?
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Okay, we get it, you're all idiot savants with basically infinite talent and creativity. Give it a rest, you guys. - Matty Malaprop

And it Was Packed Front to Bach!

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And it Was Packed Front to Bach!
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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

The Sub Can't Even Handel Me Right Now

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The Sub Can't Even Handel Me Right Now
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Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop