I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally

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I'm Holding Out for Handlebar Potter, Personally
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Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop

He's a Real Mudblood

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He's a Real Mudblood
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... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop