Who Says She's An Angel?

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angel,angel hair,double meaning,hair,literalism,pasta,variety
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

It's All Thanks To Your Choice of Haircare Product

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double meaning,Growing,hair,haircare,literalism,mohawk,product,punk,rancid,rogaine
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When you're balding, but you still wanna dress the part for that upcoming Rancid concert, you need MOGAINE (tm). - Matty Malaprop