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By Unknown
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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

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By Tailz2
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For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

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Drop any preconceived negative notions you might have about temp workers. If you have a job you need done, Magnum here will get it taken care of, guaranteed. - Matty Malaprop

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