Um... is this one Maverick? - Matty Malaprop

Drop any preconceived negative notions you might have about temp workers. If you have a job you need done, Magnum here will get it taken care of, guaranteed. - Matty Malaprop

For when you take a shot and you really need it to stick. - Matty Malaprop

Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

The military might take things too literally.