Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop

He got his start by touring in a desert, though that was before he had any kind of name in the business. - Matty Malaprop

When the rest of the department deemed the case unsolvable, Horatio decided he needed to continue the case solo. - Matty Malaprop

He may look small and harmless, but he makes a monstrous racket when he gets together with his friend C3PO))). - Matty Malaprop

Finally, a good use of all those Kwik E Mart paychecks I've been saving! - Matty Malaprop

This bass is the only one that doesn't fret