Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

March of the Punguins

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March of the Punguins
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I just want to say that "Two Penguins Once Iceberg" might be the greatest name for a website ever. That is all. - Matty Malaprop

Let's Just Hope it's a Page Turner

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Let's Just Hope it's a Page Turner
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Rhymeatoid Authoritis: When you start encapsulating your theses in the style of limericks because your brain and hands are too sore to form coherent sentences. - Matty Malaprop

Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH

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Still Better Than All of Mr. Freeze's Dialog, TBH
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Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop