No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop
Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
This kid... what a nut! - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
I wonder what we'd have to do to warm that icy bunny heart... - Matty Malaprop
Seems to me like Arnold will never get around to terminating his connection to Vista at this rate... - Matty Malaprop
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
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