Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.
Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."
That joke just gave me tuberculosis.
Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop
The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop
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