There are no words I can muster to convey my level of awe over this. - Matty Malaprop
A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop
Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop
MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop
The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop
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