You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

Groan... Family Guy...

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MacFarlane and co. need to animate me so I can punch Stewie myself for cracking such a terrible, terrible joke. - Matty Malaprop

DON'T HATE KID ICARUS IS HARD OKAY?

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I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

That Bear-Thing is the Funniest Lookin' Slowpoke I've Ever Seen

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The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop