Water Park Pun

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Editor's note: Contains some naughty language toward the end.

Punmaster dizzle says: "My friend tries to tell us story about how he was training this new guy at a water park then gets interrupted with a pun."

That joke just gave me tuberculosis.

Criminals Like That Deserve to Do Time

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Of all the things to steal... but I mean, on the bright side, at least now they have a way to mark the days they spend doing time, right? - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Her Visits Do Tend to Leave Something to Be Desired...

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anti,anticlimactic,auntie,climax,double meaning,groan-inducing,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,punchline,silence
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Still better than a visit from Uncle Creepy, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop

The Gene Shalit Supercut

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Bet it Took the Writers WEEKS to Come Up With This One

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Oh Brock... your squinty eyes only serve to conceal your inner genius. - Matty Malaprop

That Bear-Thing is the Funniest Lookin' Slowpoke I've Ever Seen

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The facepalm felt from a groaner hurts. The facepalm felt from a groaner-gone-unnoticed hurts more than anything else in the world. - Matty Malaprop