OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop
Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."
I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop
You can has moar goggies over here!
If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop
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