It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun

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It's Been Done to So Much Death It's Now a Zombie Pun
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OKAY I GET IT HIS NAME LENDS ITSELF TO VERY LITERAL INTERPRETATIONS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NOW?? - Matty Malaprop

I Can't Decide Which I Like Better

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I Can't Decide Which I Like Better
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Perhaps the only thing better would be a bear with a grill and Bear Grylls grilling bear meat at a grilling festival? - Matty Malaprop

Cooking with Grillex

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Cooking with Grillex
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

Ugh, He's Seriously the BrautWORST.

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Ugh, He's Seriously the BrautWORST.
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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop