See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

Gently down the... protein? I don't know how to rewrite that classic tune in science terms I'M SORRY SORRY EVERYONE I KNOW I'VE FAILED YOU ALL. - Matty Malaprop

I falafel for having to break it to you this way, buddy, but I've already got a gyro looking after me. He's a cherub named Pita Pit. - Matty Malaprop