Designated Driver

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The boys always say that an ol' ironsides like myself should be able to wedge in two or three beers before getting behind the wheel, but I know that kind of peer pressure is always a total (sand)trap. - Matty Malaprop

You Know You're Addicted to Golf When Cars Sound Like They Want You to Play a Round.

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Yes, WolfLord, that is in fact a sign that you're probably addicted to golf. - Matty Malaprop

It's a Hole in One!

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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

Alterationist on Site

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SO. MUCH. PUN.