Goldfish

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Goldfish
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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

All I Can Say is Au

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All I Can Say is Au
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.
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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

Facebook Gold!

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Facebook Gold!
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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

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