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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

... then he could be LeSabre. - Matty Malaprop

Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop