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All that glitters is gold... Or so they say. They'd be wrong, but these auric memes and jokes will have you seeing dollars signs. But don't get gilded into looking at these precious puns, these are for folks who really love the majesty and splendor of auriferous humor.

Bendyrulz
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All I Can Say is Au

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By Bendyrulz
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Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop

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Goldfish

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Via Rax Arts
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They are certainly not the most intelligent fish in the sea... but you can't really hold that against them. That's all based on their chemical composition! - Matty Malaprop

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Do You Want to Groan Today? Just Read This.

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Looks like somebody walked into that pun so hard they got straight-up Fort Knoxed out. - Matty Malaprop

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Facebook Gold!

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What, you wer expecting some sort of witty conversation? ON FACEBOOK? HOW NAIVE ARE YOU? - Matty Malaprop

Social media at its best and worst on Failbook!

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If Only He Was a Fencer...

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... then he could be LeSabre. - Matty Malaprop

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