He is Truly the Nom of War

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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

God Hates Figs

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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

A Sine From God

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double meaning,god,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,sign,sine
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I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop

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