See? He's Been Listening All Along!

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DEER GOD!

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MOTHER OF GOD...

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Bruce Almighty,double meaning,god,Hall of Fame,literalism,Morgan Freeman,mother,mother of god,Rage Comics,Rageface,role
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... AKA Mary Freeman? - Matty Malaprop

Church Mice

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The Wrath of God

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God Hates Figs

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It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop