Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.

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Thanks, God. Now I'm Really Crabby.
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Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

He is Truly the Nom of War

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He is Truly the Nom of War
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Kratoast is a filling, easy-to-make breakfast, and it goes GREAT with a big glass of orange Zeus! - Matty Malaprop

A Sine From God

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A Sine From God
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I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop