Coincidentally, that's the phrase my entire life mutters every time I take a shot of that wretched concoction. - Matty Malaprop

It's a party over here! A party over there!

Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop

I know this is a bit of a tangent, but I just wanted to let you all know that I finally convinced the FSM to cosine on a lease with me! - Matty Malaprop

It's in the Bible, folks, so it has to be true. - Matty Malaprop

... AKA Mary Freeman? - Matty Malaprop