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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop
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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop
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