But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop
Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop
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Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop
Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop
I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
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