I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop
But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop
Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop
And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop
Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop
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