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Finding stardom on the Internet is difficult. I just hope this newcomer doesn't let his first failures inflame him. - Matty Malaprop

These Boots Were Made For... Talkin'?

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I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop

It Vanished in the Starry Night

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I guess I'm just unlucky. Every time I buy something nice for myself, it always seems to missedeariously disappear... - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

Profoundly Punny Yoda Says:

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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

But I'd Really Rather Knot Stay Here Alone

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Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop

But Make Sure To Handle With Care

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Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop