Be keffiyeh what you wish for, tie. You just might get it. - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, you don't know the meaning of "the brink of death" until your nose is getting nipped at by an aggravated goose. - Matty Malaprop
I think this pun needs more cowbell... - Matty Malaprop
And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop
Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop
But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop
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