Pinup Girl

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Pinup Girl
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Beneath her dazzling, sometimes standoffish exterior, she's really just a woman who doesn't want to be kept hanging any longer. - Matty Malaprop

A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale

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A Tramp Stamp of Massive Scale
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You get it guys? Because dragons are scaly and massive, so the tramp stamp is on a massive scale... #ThisisthePartWhereCricketSoundsHappen - Matty Malaprop

She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet

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She is Also Perpetuating One of the Most Tired Puns on the Internet
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

Buoyancy

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Buoyancy
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Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop