Beneath her dazzling, sometimes standoffish exterior, she's really just a woman who doesn't want to be kept hanging any longer. - Matty Malaprop
Or maybe vice versa, when it's that time of the month? - Matty Malaprop
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Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwwwwwwww Saru-tan that bow makes you look JUST LIKE Hello Kitty and it's soooooooo cuuuuuute! - Matty Malaprop
Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop
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