It could also be a gingerbread woman! But that still doesn't mean it has a soul. - Matty Malaprop
In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop
Sure, he's delicious, but that still doesn't account for his lack of soul. - Matty Malaprop
It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop
It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop
Gingers may lack souls, but they're always good at getting a rise out of things. - Matty Malaprop
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