The way he sublimates his flow is just so liquid! It's such a gas to behold! - Matty Malaprop
Moar music wins and fails over here!
Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop
Hay now man, just calm down. We both know no good ever comes from being on the lamb from the law. - Matty Malaprop
(yes yes I know it's lam but BAD JOKES ABOUT BARNS AND STUFF LEAVE ME ALONE)
Guess that's why everyone at the station always called him the little engine that could throw a mean punch. - Matty Malaprop
Get loopy at Señor Gif!
I swear to god, if there's a Harry Potter sequel that prominently features extraterrestrials, I'm out like Anderson Cooper in an Audi 5000. - Matty Malaprop
You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop
Just be careful: D6 become more and more prone to mysterious vanishment the smaller they get. - Matty Malaprop
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