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You have a job, but it doesn't feel like a career... you live in a house, but it seldom feels like a Homer... man, BEING ALIVE IS REALLY ROUGH. - Matty Malaprop

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Technotronic: the latest and greatest edible spread by Smuckers! - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Technotronic is not a real Smuckers product. Please don't sue me.

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We can only hope that's a Cease and Desist from a major label that he's shredding. - Matty Malaprop

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NPR, you so boss, your hosts and correspondents all have naturally pun-able names! - Matty Malaprop

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Sure, he uses a cane, but that doesn't mean he can't dance Hugh under the table! - Matty Malaprop

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Some may call it infatuation, but I'm pretty sure it's actually just vertigo. - Matty Malaprop

On a scale of one to 10, this date was a total FAIL.

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