They Ain't Lion About Their Sexuality Anymore

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They Ain't Lion About Their Sexuality Anymore
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Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop

Jacket Off

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Jacket Off
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

The Homosexual Agenda

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The Homosexual Agenda
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The best-laid plans of mice and men... are totally and completely FABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!

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UGH THEY'RE JUST SO DAMN CATCHY!
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I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.