The best-laid plans of mice and men... are totally and completely FABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop

Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

I ain't even ashamed to admit that. And by that I mean I'm totally and completely ashamed to admit that.

But seriously. Seriously. Click this link. Listen to this song. It will be stuck in your head 5ever. I'm sorry. - Matty Malaprop

If you think One Direction is a terrible band, you're totally Autocowreck.

Does anyone know if the mustachio'd gent on the right is single? Because it's been a while since I've been on a date... - Matty Malaprop