My Car Keeps Stalin

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Wizardry Makes Driving Affordable!

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You're a student driver, Harry! - Matty Malaprop

Just Like Everything Else

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Which is to say they are all massively insignificant. - Matty Malaprop

Good News Everybody! Gas Prices Are Falling!

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It's an election day miracle! ... or a minor earthquake. UNCLEAR. - Matty Malaprop

Laughing Gas

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Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop