She's Often the Bearder of Bad News

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Man, the simplicity of google has really been the armpits for people who like to ask riddles. - Matty Malaprop

I'm Pretty Okay With This

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If I'm going to have to deal with a tapped phone line, I'm pretty a tapped phone line that helps create voice-activated porpoises is the best kind there is. - Matty Malaprop

No Wonder My Woody Had a Buzz

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Punmaster grrimhere says: "Sid really likes to play with his toys."

Sounds to me like Sid's mental health is about as well put-together as his army of creations. - Matty Malaprop

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