He's Always Seemed a Bit Shifty to Me

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He's Always Seemed a Bit Shifty to Me
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... because Y shifts between being a consonant and a vowel! See what I did there? OH GOD I'M A MONSTER. T.T - Matty Malaprop

If He Were More Ornate, He'd Be a Fossil

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If He Were More Ornate, He'd Be a Fossil
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This is the part where I admit to never having watched Friends, and thus have no idea if this is a reference to anything pertaining to the show. All I really know is that Chandler is a funny name. - Matty Malaprop