I mean, it makes sense to keep such a quantity of bills in the fridge though. After all, no one ever wants their assets to be frozen. - Matty Malaprop

Apparently all that time the Buddhists spent focusing on cooking rice was time terribly wasted... - Matty Malaprop

Maybe I'm just a horrible person, but if I ever have kids, I may or may not threaten to pin them to the fridge if they ever bring home a C-graded paper... - Matty Malaprop