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And by "the easy way" I of course mean the wrong way, because everyone knows tenses in French are the purest form of confounding hell and not like they are in English at all. - Matty Malaprop

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If I may nitpick for but a moment, I really do think the bottom left would be better named as "Matt LeRose." Then again, I could just be blind. Or not know how to say salmon en Français. Either way. - Matty Malaprop

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And not a one of them complained that day about not having anything to bone. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, come on! Doo-ex means about as much as Kim Jong-Un promising freedom to his people! - Matty Malaprop

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Unsurprisingly, the student in question was denied permission to relieve herself. The correct response was "puis-je utiliser les toilettes?" - Matty Malaprop

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