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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop

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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop