Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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Such Was His Delivery From Evil
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

Free Stool Samples

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Free Stool Samples
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Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop

What a Deal!

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What a Deal!
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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

I Want to Go to There

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I Want to Go to There
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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop