I Want to Go to There

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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

He Must Be in Prison Often Since His Voice Ain't Ever Free

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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

Free Stool Samples

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Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop

The Story of a Bluetooth Whale

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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

What a Deal!

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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome