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... because his voice is lovely, and he's got a talent for narration, and thus he can charge people lots of money to do voiceover work, and so it's not free, since it costs money... - Matty Malaprop

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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Tastefully Offensive
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Is he... is he shooped with Hillary Clinton here? - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Octopuns
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

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Free chicken strips? Hell yeah! Sign me up! - Matty Malaprop

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