And Then the Bailiff Clubbed Him

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FUN FACT: Your typical judge doesn't take too kindly to puns under oath. I may or may not know this from personal experience. - Matty Malaprop

Free Stool Samples

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Sometimes the products featured at Costco food kiosks are weird, but this one in particular really takes the cake. - Matty Malaprop

What a Deal!

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People seem to have mixed feelings about this sale. All the reactions are either completely positive or completely negative and nowhere in between! - Matty Malaprop

The Story of a Bluetooth Whale

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Truly an inspiring story, it was met with critical reception that was almost universally positive. - Matty Malaprop