She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

FOREVER DELICIOUS

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I Got Kisses to Spare, I Got Kisses to Share...

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Forever a scone

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Maybe You'd Have Better Luck if You Weren't Such a Chauvinist

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Also Works With "But That Scholarship Bundle Seemed So Accommodating..."

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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

But Even That Ship Will One Day Sail...

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