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Sallie Mae is not your girlfriend, no matter how much you'd like to believe otherwise. - Matty Malaprop

She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

Forever Stallone

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Ever since he made that last Rambo movie, his friend and relationship prospects have all become a little Rocky. - Matty Malaprop