Some days you're the windshield, and... wait, where was I even going with this? - Matty Malaprop
Though I suppose most Cheep Cheeps move westwardly in Mario games... CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop
You may think you're strong, Surge, but if I can get a good Pikachu, I'll have no trouble identifying your weaknesses and grounding you right out! - Matty Malaprop
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Well I've seen a dragonfly, and I've seen a housefly... (cue infectiously catchy song from Dumbo here...) - Matty Malaprop
I hear you can kill McFlies with a taser so long as you make sure to jolt them with at least 1.21 gigawatts of power. - Matty Malaprop
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