I've always been quite frond of these plant-related puns. - Matty Malaprop
(P.S. I have no idea why OP chose to call this post Randy Moss but whatever)
Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Pepper is looking to at leash get a girl on his side."
Is it weird that the fourth panel immediately reminded me precisely of Bane from The Dark Knight Rises and nothing else? Because it did. - Matty Malaprop
Unfortunately and notably absent: Pickup Line Giraffe. "Hey baby, you wanna learn the real meaning of 'necking?'" - Matty Malaprop
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