Ugh, romance. It's always nothing but treble if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

To think, he was just an average 13-year-old, and now he'll be forever known as a half-diminished 13th. - Matty Malaprop

I'm sure they'd settle for an Axel too, if you can't find any other alternatives. - Matty Malaprop

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They commenters really knocked this perfect pitch out of the park, now didn't they? - Matty Malaprop

Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop

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