If he can best Superman in a race, then he certainly should have no problem out-speeding a zip drive... - Matty Malaprop
Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop
"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop
Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop
So Alex Owens is the first (?) female Flash? I can dig it. - Matty Malaprop
But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop
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