So Alex Owens is the first (?) female Flash? I can dig it. - Matty Malaprop
Did you remember to bring the replacement bulb for the camera? You didn't. Well, crap. - Matty Malaprop
"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop
Fighting internet unfunniness crime, one shoop at a time. - Matty Malaprop
But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop
Gaben, I tip my punster hat to you. - Matty Malaprop
Either I'm coming down with man-opause at the age of 23, or Wally West has infected me with a brand new kind of scarlet fever. - Matty Malaprop
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