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By Unknown
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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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I've always preferred carrying a switch blade, but you can only dislocate your shoulder so many times before you start to feel it in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

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By Meqad
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Just be thankful it wasn't a fire escape, otherwise it would have gone out in far more of a blaze of glory! - Matty Malaprop

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