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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

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Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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There's a reason they call them burritos, you know. - Matty Malaprop

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By KittehBoy1963 (Via: My Door Sign)
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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

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