This is the Best Way to Escape From a Burning Building

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Just be thankful it wasn't a fire escape, otherwise it would have gone out in far more of a blaze of glory! - Matty Malaprop

Crossfire

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The military might take things too literally.

Never Leave the House Without One

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I've always preferred carrying a switch blade, but you can only dislocate your shoulder so many times before you start to feel it in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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