Crossfire

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The military might take things too literally.

Never Leave the House Without One

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I've always preferred carrying a switch blade, but you can only dislocate your shoulder so many times before you start to feel it in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Ruh Roh, That Wasn't a Scooby Snack?

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But He Was Born This Way! Lady Gaga Wrote a Song About Him!

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All his life he's been engulfed by the pains of discrimination. In college he tried to start a petition to implement firearm protection into his campus constitution, but alas his campaign failed to ignite any interest. - Matty Malaprop

Stop Being Braggish; You Had Flint and Tinder!

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Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop

How to Keep the Fire Alive

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Valentine's Day was yesterday, sure, but the campiness of this joke is timeless if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Someone Get These Two Some Preparation H!

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There's a reason they call them burritos, you know. - Matty Malaprop