Following Instructions to the Letter

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Following Instructions to the Letter
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CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop

Snow White and the Seven-Day Service

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Snow White and the Seven-Day Service
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If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

The Manliest Meal on the Planet

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The Manliest Meal on the Planet
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Some breakfasts only fill your stomach, but Quaker True Grits are a meal that really gets your body Coen in the morning. - Matty Malaprop