At Least They've Got Him Saved in Their Database?

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PRO: This registered sex offender is in the system. CON: THIS REGISTERED SEX OFFENDER IS IN THE SYSTEM! - Matty Malaprop

.RAR Personified

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Punmaster TeslaCOILSandKITTEHZareEPIC says: "I saw the rage comic about the .rar file. It reminded me to make this picture I've wanted to make for a while. I copy and pasted the icon in Illustrator, and then drew over it (for better proportions). Took me about half an hour to draw. :P RAR IMMA FILE TYPE!!!! :3"

... well then. Okay. - Matty Malaprop

DEM SAVES

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Looks to me like that file isn't the only thing with an extension... - Matty Malaprop

Opening Files Seems So Complicated Nowadays

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Back in my day, we just used the damn handle! #CurmudgeonMattyIsCurmudgeonly - Matty Malaprop