Fightin' Turds

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Fightin' Turds
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Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like a Stalemate to Me

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Looks Like a Stalemate to Me
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter

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Seems Like They're Really Getting to the Crust of the Matter
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

My Money's On the One With the Gun

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My Money's On the One With the Gun
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Last I checked, even the biznitchinest escutcheon was still incapable of properly deflecting bullets... - Matty Malaprop

Make-up Time!

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Make-up Time!
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You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop