You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop

After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop

Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop

Last I checked, even the biznitchinest escutcheon was still incapable of properly deflecting bullets... - Matty Malaprop

Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop