Sometimes the creative process is really just a veritable sh*tstorm. - Matty Malaprop
You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop
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Well, when you two deciduous to stop being so selfish, then maybe you'll realize how much you both knead each other in your lives. - Matty Malaprop
Last I checked, even the biznitchinest escutcheon was still incapable of properly deflecting bullets... - Matty Malaprop
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