I'd Say They Have a Foot Fetish, But That's Just Me

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Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop

two feet of snow

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I've Always Preferred Elbowies, But Maybe That's Just Me

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Problematically, my father spent 18 years as a Shoulder in the U.S. Skeleton Corps, so my military allegiances haves always been a bit schizophrenic. - Matty Malaprop

This Kid Has the World at His Feet

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What, were you expecting some sort of child dictator image? That's just absurd. - Matty Malaprop

Pondering This Question Will Heel Your Sole

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